Hay moron, yes you Idiot, I’m talking to you, you speed maniac. You probably don’t know this but the Los Angeles freeways are not race tracks.
You are not a NASCAR driver, neither are you an Indy 500 driver. You could never be MARIO ANDRETTI, MICHAEL SCHUMACHER, or DALE EARNHARDT. I bet you don’t even know who they are. You know what you are?
You’re a big spoiled boy who thinks he’s a big piece of shit. You think your Hyundai, Kia, Mazda , Nissan, Toyota, Honda or BMW or any other piece of junk you’re driving is a Porsche or Ferrari or a Lamborghini. If you do, then dream on because even if you live long enough you will never have one of these cars.
I couldn’t care less about your miserable life but I care about mine and my loved ones. If you have a death wish go jump off a bridge.
When people see you driving like a deranged person they don’t say “Wow what an awesome driver” they say “who’s this ass-hole”. So if you think of yourself as a phenomenal driver then, like Justin Bieber says:
“Go Love Yourself”.
Saturday, May 20, 2023
Reckless Driver
Loneliness
When I’m buzzed with 2 margaritas or a glass of wine,
dormant emotions rush into my consciousness and make
me melancholy. I feel the pain of separation from deceased
loved ones and the lamentations of estranged siblings.
But alas there is no remedy for either pain so I drown in my pain and loneliness.
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